tickettoheaven:

chafing-nipples:

dangermat:

when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicide

that’s pretty fucking metal
I’d say it’s pretty fucking
bananas

condorn:

condorn:

How do you get holy water?

you boil the hell out of it

otomuragakuya:

a sentence
will always look
like poetry

if you
hit enter
a lot


minccinorris:

the best fucking vine video ever

(Source: youtube.com)

unbearrable:

me

(Source: xoxoacidgirl)

skullmarrow:

I FLIPPED A BUNCH OF PICTURES OF MY SNAKEBITES AND IM CRYINGG


(Source: unsexual)


twerkwithnarry:

I WAS ON TWITTER AND SAW THIS VINE IM NOT SURE WHY IM LAUGHING SO HARD


(Source: unsexual)


twerkwithnarry:

I WAS ON TWITTER AND SAW THIS VINE IM NOT SURE WHY IM LAUGHING SO HARD

sexponents:

did soulja boy ever tell em

(Source: newkidsonmycock11)

shampood:

swaggiesauceandyolos:

shampood:

my mom just looked me straight in the eye an said ” Anna, never be a lesbian”

wow what a homophobic bitch

my mom is married to a woman

(Source: dankrnemes)


(Source: onlyscreencaps)

ifoundalittlepieceofsunshine:

ifyoucarryonthisway:

do you ever just wonder about early 2000s fashion

image

ive come to the conclusion they are sims